Normally I’ll blog about purees and other recipes for your babe, I promise. But today I’ve just got to share my grossest mommy moment so far. I know, it’s like saying, “Ew! This <whatever> tastes so disgusting. Want a bite?” But, to me, this moment was so unbelievable, so funny, and so gross, it must be shared.
Apologies if you only think it’s gross and not funny (like my husband).
Last night my neighbor Ashleigh stopped by. Mason was hopping up and down on my lap (facing me), giggling while Ashleigh and I were chatting. Warm liquid hit my face. “Did Mason pee on me?” I wondered, stunned. Impossible, he was fully dressed and dry. Reflexively I swallowed. OMG, I just swallowed vomit — a mix, I suspected, of pureed beef, stomach acid, and formula. My giggling, hopping Mason now had a tiny trickle of white in the corner of his mouth. He projectile vomited straight into my mouth!! Ashleigh ran for a towel. I mopped up my face (and Mason’s) and then couldn’t stop laughing. It was all so gross but so wickedly, insanely funny.
What’s your biggest gross-out mom moment?